You are exactly where you need to be, You are not missing out, falling behind, doing it wrong, not trying hard enough. Whatever opinions you may have about it, however imperfect. THIS IS YOURS WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW IS P E R F E C T !

11 August 2008

Direkt nga faqja Snooty Paws
10 Pet peeves that dogs have about humans :)
1.
Blaming your farts on me…..
not funny… not funny at all !!!

2.
Yelling at me for barking.
I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG

3.
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4.
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

5.
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you’re not home.

6.
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7.
Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”,
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!

8.
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9.
When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

10.
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.

3 comments:

  1. hahahahaha u shkriva së qeshuri :P
    Apo ishte për të qarë :(
    Nejse, më pëlqeu fotoja e qenushit tënd që dukej akoma më xhuxh i fotografuar nga sipër

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  2. hahahah gjigande Elais..do qesh ca dite me kete;)

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  3. Per te qeshur ishte Edrus :)
    Dhe mos ma sha qenen se nuk eshte dhe aq e vogel jo. 13 kilo qen jo shaka!

    Enush, ajo ishte dhe ideja ime.
    Let's share the fun :)

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